We've solved the world's most awkward social problem...
How do you tell someone their breath stinks?

So, how does this ninja work?

Minty Ninja works in the shadow of the night.

  1. Choose a message to send to your stinky-breath friend.
  2. Tell Minty Ninja how to contact them.
  3. Minty Ninja delivers your message, anonymously.
Choose your message
Send message, with minty gum

Nothing says "do something about your breath" like an offer of minty gum.

Tell us your stinky-breath friend's name and address. For $9, Minty Ninja will send them the message you selected, with a packet of minty gum.

Stinky friend's name
Stinky friend's address
Help your friend
I'd love to help, but I'm poor

It's OK, ninjas don't judge.

The main thing is to help your friend. Send your message as a FREE eMint.*

Stinky friend's name
Stinky friend's email

* eMint is ninja speak for email.

The Ninja Code of Conduct
  1. Ninjas never tell your stinky-breath friends who you are.
  2. Ninjas never share your contact details.
  3. Ninjas never store your information.
  4. Ninjas never spam.
FAQ
Is this for real?

Yes. Yes it is. If you choose to send a message with gum, it will be mailed within two working days. If you choose to send an eMint, it will be sent as soon as you hit that button.

So what's it gonna be? Real gum or an eMint?

Will my friend know who sent the gum/message?

No. This service is completely anonymous. We take our Code of Conduct very seriously and don't even record your name.

Are my credit card details safe?

Ninjas take security very seriously. We use Stripe for all of our transactions. Stripe is a very reputable payment platform used by many large online stores. If you shop online, the odds are that you've already used their service.

Which countries do you mail to?

People all around the world have stinky breath and ninjas don't discriminate. We will mail anywhere in the world.

How do I rid the world of stinky breath?

One person at a time. Let's start by sending a hint to someone you know.

Stuff our legal ninja wrote.